Pun Hell

Dawn immediately thought of a pun and fell through the floor onto Tristan's lap.

"Hey love" he said.

"Hey, Hun" she said.

Tristan said "Hmm... a giant fluffy bunny. Just like our bed" and he then nuzzled the giant fluffy bunny. Dawn pulled him over onto her and kissed him. They made out on the giant fluffy bunny and his hand slowly went up her...

(DEP! GODDAMN IT! NO SEX!)

Oh. My. God. Shaddup already, you stupid user.

(OMG DID YOU CALL ME A USER? THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE.) (Running sounds, door slamming, and car drives off)

We're better off without him. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah.

Tired and exhausted, they lay on the fluffy bunny. Suddenly though, the bunny and Dawn turned to mist, and Tristan fell with a hard thump on the floor.

"Hey what happened?"

From off in the distance came a strange, wild, vicious mooing sound.

"Oh my god... no... It can't be... no."

A huge herd of wild mad English brown cows came over a nearby hill. They raped Tristan anally, orally and aurally then ate him whole. He was then thrown up and chewed and eaten again. Then, the giant bunny appeared out of nowhere, with Dawn on it. Dawn destroyed the mad cows, and pulled Tristan out of the remains.

(In the distance comes the sound of footsteps coming closer)

She kissed him and pulled him onto the giant fluffy bunny even though he was all sticky and covered with cow entrails, hugged him and slowly moved her hand up his...

(OMG ARE YOU STILL ON THE SEX? MY GOD! YOU PERV!)

Damn, when did the f-ing user come back...?

(ARGH! NO USER! *leaves*)

Good riddance.

Go Greenday, said Tristan out of the blue, and then Dawn and himself fell through the floor and into the next level of pun hell.