Pun Hell

A long time ago there were two people, named Tristan and Dawn. They lived in a nice house, of decent size, painted a deep shade of blue. It was in the countryside, surrounded by trees and pie plants. They'd been happily married for years now, and had a giant fluffy bunny for a bed, equipped with handcuffs and chains in all the right places. Some nights, they went up to the giant fluffy bunny and...

(TOO MUCH INFORMATION DEP!)

Oh, alright. (I suppose I'll get to that later).

(NO YOU WON'T!)

Shaddup you! This is my story. Go do your homework.

So one day, Tristan was upstairs, typing addictively on his computer when a pun popped into his head. He thought it was such a good pun that he just had to tell Dawn. So he went downstairs to find her.

"Love?"

"I'm in the kitchen, dear."

Tristan walked into the kitchen and hugged Dawn.

"I've got the worst pun in the world to tell you."

"Oh? What?"

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much it is for a beer. Bartender looks at him and says, 'For you, no charge'."

Dawn started laughing, until she noticed Tristan sinking through the floor! "Help help" he cried, but when she tried to pull him out of the floor, her hands went right through him. Finally he was gone completely, but she could still here his voice saying....

"Hey, there's a sign here. It says Welcome to Pun Hell! This is cool! Dawn, you've gotta see this. Hmm... A giant fluffy bunny eh?"