Pun Hellby Dep | |
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Previous Chapter | Stories Main | Select Chapter | Next Chapter Chapter 7Return of the Rip-Off(DEP – YOU KNOW YOU’RE SUCH A NERD RIGHT?) Hey… it’s that guy… right… umm… User! Didn’t you die by Pentacle… and by Chainsaw? (DAMN STRAIGHT – BUT YOU’LL NEVER KILL ME! MUWHAHAHAHA) Oh… fine, just shut up and watch, okay? (MMMM, MAYBE) Right. So where was I? Oh yes, hello Audience. I bet you’ve been wondering when I’d get around to finishing this. It’s been quite awhile hasn’t it? Two, three months I believe. But, by popular request, I am back to pen (with my keyboard) the final chapters… so welcome once again to the world of… STAR WARS VII With Yoda and the rest of the Jedi dead, finally Tristan could claim his place as that cute loveable Dark Lord of the Sith, that only obtained that name when George Lucas travelled back in time and found out they were actually called the Sith, even though he never used it in his first three movies… Now, with all the power in the galaxy at his hands, Tristan could finally hunt out that last, elusive… (AHEM) … *Ninjas comes out of nowhere with Satanic symbols* THE POWER OF SATAN REPELS YOU! (*EXPLODES*) Alright, alright. Welcome back gentle Audience to my tale of mayhem and destruction… or was that senselessness and disaster? In any case, just as a reminder… NO TONGUING THE FROGS! That’s right you heard me. The frogs *nods*. So we’re on page 21 of this incredible tale. When we last left our anti-hero and real-heroine, they were falling through the floor after crashing a spaceship into the White House and singing… Oh my God, I was wrong Let the adventure continue… |
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