Pun Hell

I'd just like to make a note. The following things about this story are copyrighted.

Titles, words, people, places, clothing, shoes, disgusting bits of their body that fall off, mad cows, pun hell, monkeys of all shades and colours, spaceships, aliens, space whales, fine cheeses, boogers, cow penises, words, sentences, phrases, dialogue, monologue, mononucleosis, cell nuclei, Britain, all words in English, French, Italian, German, Latin, Pig Latin, Greek, Japanese and Atlantean; biker mice from mars, occasional clichéd moments, all corny love scenes, Tristan’s balls, penis and arse; noodles, nostril holes and the varying values of pi, as well as normal pi.

Many thanks to Andy: For bringing mad cows to life.
Many thanks to Jessica: For bringing space whales and many coloured monkeys to life
Many thanks to Sarah: For bringing spaceships and aliens to the Earth at last and for bringing Fine Cheese to life.
Many thanks to http://babelfish.altavista.com: For allowing me to understand all those languages above.
Many thanks to http://squidi.net: For Pun Hell.
Many thanks to Jim: For NINJA!

Any attempts to violate, rape, molest, harm, disturb, gross out, finger, fist, lick, dribble, drool upon, play with, copy, jack, gack, steal, have sex with, in the past, present, future, third or fourth or ninth dimension with the copyrighted material will entail such consequences as treason did in the United States of Stupid Republicans.